Silhouette In The Mirror

Dusty Roads And A Bottle Of Bisleri

2012-02-06T08:34:00.000-08:00

Preface: Gyan overload. Proceed with caution. The author thanks you for your continued support.

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Crossroads, metaphorical ones, usually have unmarked avenues. You don't know which road to take, nor do you know which road goes where. I suggest that at such times you sit down and feel screwed for a little while.

Life would have been easier if it had a GPS app for the correct 'road'. Or if it had divine wisdom scribbled on park benches instead of the usual 'Chetan Loves Champa'. No? No. Mark my blog, a perfect life would have been as boring as Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag.

How do I know? Valid question. I don't really. But listen toh; don't you just love those times when a satisfying phone call from a friend you'd never thought would understand your problems makes you thank a certain dhoti-clad divinity with several arms and a golden, moving halo? And don't you just frigging love how after you've contemplated long and hard on how much life sucketh on several dimensions, you suddenly realise that 'Que Sera Sera' is not just a fancy Spanish quote but a very wise saying after all? And don't you just love how a simple act of kindness from a loved one after a crappy day can lift your mood? Check your internal light-bulb, for at such times it does a Happydent and helps you realise that it's no use getting your pajamas in a roll since life is not supposed to make much sense anyway.

Can you stop thinking what you're thinking? Can you prevent bad things from happening? Can you go back and rectify past mistakes? Can you straighten a doggie's tail? No nah? Then why bother? Listen carefully to the loud music and just move like Jagger.

Life is not as picture perfect as they show on the silver screen nor is it as tragic as they show in the daily soaps. It has lowlands and highlands, destructive floods and therapeutic hot springs. I'm no expert but I think that it's up to us to either drown like an ancient city past its prime or take a refreshing spring bath with the hippos of the world. I'm not saying that I've turned into Buddha overnight. My worries still remain as annoying as ever but somehow after a very long time instead of crying about it I've finally able to say : "So what?"

So people of the world, clap thy hands for I have had a life-changing epiphany. After much head-banging, I've decided that I like to move it, move it after all.

Five Disturbing Trends That Make Womanhood A Ball.

2012-01-30T07:03:00.000-08:00

Note: Subjective. Irrational. Hence personal.

1. Have you noticed that when people talk about 'the real Indian Woman' it's always someone who is well-behaved, homely and generally not tattooed? The real Indian woman should have as many opinions as a cow. Moo.

2. Before marriage the best daughters study, have relatively sane friends, love no boys, know no evil gadgets, speak no ill, respect all elders. After marriage the best daughter-in-laws cook, clean, work, love (own) husband, be friends with his friends, 'be family' with his family, be a know-it-all in all, umm, areas, respect elders all around neighbourhood. Oh. And turn out to be smooth baby vending machines too.

3. When there is work to be done you are a grown woman. When there is a college trip to Kullu-Manali you're too young. Why? Because ALL the gundas and the mawalis in the country(s) have waited ALL their lives to kidnap you. In such cases, extreme examples of your dirty room are cited with the obvious dictum that if you can't take care of your own room then you obviously cannot take care of yourself. Because this logic makes sense. You know. Stoopid girl.

4. Empowerment is a good concept but you must not try to show it through your clothes. Clothes must always reflect the woman inside you. If the woman inside you is a cowboy or a tomboy you must cover her up with the right coloured dupatta and kurti.

5. Gossiping is bad. Women who gossip are social outcasts whom people follow hungrily on Twitter only. The real woman never engages in it. Learn from the men; righteous beasts who never engage in such harmful activities. That story you heard the other day about the Girl With the Butterfly Tattoo who had asked her boss for a lift after the late night office meeting and whose reputation got shredded into microscopic bits, was not spread by a jealous male colleague. God tweeted that. Sorry it's trending under #slut.

Sigh. The things we have to live with. Fair and Lovely maketh no Indian woman ye of little brain! It is that thing inside a person, with its shades of pure white, pitch black and glorious grey that make them who they are. Unless of course you are green and a Smurf. Judge if you will but love, hate and opinions all have the tendency to boomerang. Beware!

I Want Cash On Delivery My Bwoy.

2012-01-20T06:36:00.000-08:00

Dowry. This one word is enough to tip off the Hulk in me. No, truly. I really do turn a bit green. It isn't enough for the girl to be tall, fair, beautiful, educated, well-behaved and a Masterchef-in-the-making. No baba. She should bring in the moolah too. Cash or kind on delivery.

And heaven forbid should the girl be fat or dark or a hobbit then toh boss. Sign off your property and your ego. You won't need either from the time the rishta is pakka.

It isn't enough to just bring home someone else's daughter. That someone else should also ensure that you get enough gifts to last you till the next wedding. It isn't enough just to trust that the groom would take care of your daughter stoopid. You must provide him with the necessary tools to do so. Ladla beta has consented to marry your daughter. How could that not be enough? Jesus. Insert more blasphemies here.

Also, would the men please stand up and grow a spine? I'd ask your parents too but society demands that I respect senior citizens. Yes, even greedy ones. So, do you really have that low a self-esteem that you need your in-law's provident fund to make a career? Or does it satisfy some sort of warped up ego issue that you have? Or are you such a mommy's baby that you cannot say no to anything she says? Puppy shame on you and your ugly, selfish behind.

There is no point of education and of progress of any kind for with every step forward taken by a child learning his ABC's for the first time, there is a woman in designer red who refuses to stand up and be treated like a commodity. My daddy has enough money. What's it to you she asks. Nothing. For I would happily facepalm anyone who'd even think of insulting me that way. But I'm guessing it would have mattered to that poor woman who got burnt alive for not bringing 'enough'from home.

You set the trend. You let them think it's okay to carry on this heinous 'tradition'. You made the neighbours jealous who in turn asked for dowry when their turns came. YOU set the trend. Accept the consequences now. Next time you read a newspaper article that talks of dowry-death, remember, you are responsible for it too.

There is Something fillfavouritebeepwordin About Exams.

2012-01-16T11:22:00.000-08:00

Disclaimer: This post is so random it may make you cry. Jai Hind.

If you were born a kid then you've probably tried peeping into the washing machine at least once while the machine was at it, to find out just how a machine could clean clothes all by itself. Remember that deep humming sound? And that intense satisfaction in seeing the water turn brown and the clothes turn white? This was what education was supposed to be all about. You know, when it was conceptualised in the sattvik minds of our ancestors. Clean our bodies and minds of impurities and ignorance.

Then kalyuga happened and BAM! Some idiot with an exceptionally low IQ, EQ and FQ (Really? You have to ask? Tsk. Rack your brains for a popular word that starts with 'F'. Thanksokbye.) decided that to truly educate meant to truly jazz the brains out of the student. Too harsh you say? What the hell I put in.

When I was 7, I decided that boss. This is it. No more studies. Kahani khatam, paisa hajam. But bad things like bad debts have a habit of staying put. 17 years later I'm still studying. Excuse my language but what the fuck.

The more I try to run away, the more I crib and the more I think that this is my final goodbye to the useless degree collection I have been up to, the more it clings on to me. So today, on this public forum, in front of my two wholesome readers, I hereby declare that I do not care about not studying anymore. God promise.

With all your tests and your examinations, your inevitable attendance dramas and your soul stirring lectures- I accept you. Que bloody sera sera no? Sigh. Okbye.

Ahaan. That's right. I'm still alive.

2012-01-13T02:18:00.000-08:00

Wow. Thinking up of ways to undead this dead blog is taking a pretty long time. :P

Will be back on Monday. Pakka pomich. ;-)

Ps: Who ate up the pictures in my blog? :o

My Immortal Soulmate!

2009-08-23T10:58:00.000-07:00

Chennai Times

2009-08-22T03:32:00.000-07:00

So i changed my blog template out of sheer boredom in the Quark Express class and my previous post disappeared. :(

Technology still eludes me. And so does the will to learn it. :P

Ps: will be back to blogging with a vengeance from monday. Keep your blogs updated. Adios. :D

SENSELESS POSTS AND ME..

2009-07-24T04:05:00.000-07:00

Yes. I know. I'm the worst kind of absentee blogger possible. I come, crib, cry and then disappear. I've said nothing substantial since my brain cells died this summer and even this post is not going to give you much. Except for those who live in Chennai. For them I have a question : HOW DO YOU LIVE IN THIS HEAT??

As if the new city, the new language and the godforsaken food wasn't enough. :(

A Lil Bit Of This..And That

2009-05-12T19:24:00.000-07:00

No pee-palings. I'm still not back to blogging. I just can't seem to translate my thoughts into words. :(

By the way, my exams got over. I shall be a graduate by next month. Hopefully.
As of now I'm superbly jobless. *dammit*

Jobless and bored. And also a little dyslexic. Hence the absolute paucity of my comments on your blogs. Do forgive and forget. Will come back with a bang soon. I hope. Bbye for now.. Tc :)

Ps: Check out my nephew sleeping.. :P

HMMMMM....

2009-04-26T04:26:00.000-07:00

I'm back. But I'm still not blogging. Try not to cry about it.

Heylo..it's Urv Again!!

2009-04-04T06:50:00.000-07:00

This post is in reference to the previous post on this blog.

A research states that people are attentive during a speech/lecture/presentation only 1/3rd of the time. I guess the same applies to blog posts. Well, almost.

First things first. The last post on this blog was not written by Trinaa. Tinni and I had both done the tag posts and swapped them while publishing. So tinni's post was on my blog and my post was on her blog. This clarification was mentioned at the bottom of the post (Well, I actually wanted to mention this in the Comments section but thank heavens we didn't do that :P)

Of course, this created a lot of confusion for the readers. Some were amused as to why tinni had changed her name to a 3 letter word with some random letters. It left some wondering as to why our tinni who is madly in love with pretty boy Ranbir and expressionless John was suddenly after the gorgeous Katrina and super talented Priyanka :P

Some devoted readers who went through the pain of reading the post that spanned across 1200 words were fortunate to leave the blog in a state of enlightenment. Others who ran out of patience or were scared by the length of the post were not so lucky. And this was by no means a shortcoming on the part of the reader. Its a realllly long post people! To be honest, I myself did not read tinni's entire post on my blog * sssshhh. This secret is just between us ;) *

So basically, those who did not realise that the previous post was not by tinni did not read her post on my blog here. Well, tinni has not taken this in the best of spirits. And I have been at the receiving end of it :( Abuses, swear words, rotten tomatoes, stinking eggs, chappals and what not has been hurled at me! I will be really obliged if you can take out some time and comment on her post on my blog. If you don't have enough time to read the entire post and comment, I have a solution for that too. Here are some sample comment options:

Ha ha ha

He he he

:) :) :)

:D :D :D

You can also throw in a few adjectives here and there.. Please feel free to mail me for other such ideas ;)

Please do something about my situation before its too late. coz I have come to know that she has been coercing our common friends to go ahead and poison me!!

HELP. Bachao ae haseeno ;)

WHAT'S WITH THE AT-TAGS??

2009-03-30T22:08:00.000-07:00

LAST TIMES..
1. Last beverage: Chai

2. Last phone call: I cannot reveal the name of my client :P

3. Last text message: Pagli :)

4. Last song you listened to: Aashaayen. From Iqbal

5. Last time you cried: yesterday..

HAVE YOU EVER...
6. Dated someone twice: Well, I'm Joey :D

7. Been cheated on?: Not sure..

8. Kissed someone & regretted it? YES! Salman has a pretty good build (Hey! What are u thinking? I was with Katrina dude!)

9. Lost someone special? No

10. Been depressed? Yahaa. I generally indulge in shopping to get out of it. Or a F.R.I.E.N.D.S dvd :)

11. Been drunk and threw up? Nope

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
12. I like almost all colors..

13. I really don't know why the heck have 4 points been given to just list down colors!

14. Does it make sense to you?

15. Lemme know if it does!

FIRSTS :
16. Made new friends: Yupzaa

17. Fallen out of love: Yes

18. Laughed until you cried: Nai.. I wanna do that but..

19. Met someone who changed you: Hum to bhai jaise hai waise rahenge

20. Found out who your true friends were: I did not have to find out. I always knew :)

21. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes

HAVE YOU:
22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Each and everyone. Go figure. Muahahahah :P

23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Quite a lot

24. How many kids do you want to have: Four. One boy, one girl, two twins :)

25. Do you have any pets: Not right now but we had 2 Pomeranians. They were so adorable :)

26. Do you want to change your name: NO (Although I might want my company to change my email address. urvb@myCompanyStrongest.com seems like a randomly generated mail id to strangers)

27. What did you do for your last birthday: I would rather want to forget the last one..

28. What time did you wake up today: 6:30 am. I thought the Test match was starting today :(

29. What were you doing at midnight last night: Writing down Obama's latest speech :P

30. Name something you CANNOT wait for : Food :D

31. Last time you saw your father: About a month ago

32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: This could take some time :P

33. Most visited web page: http://localhost:8080/

WHAT'S YOUR :
34. Name: Urv

35. Nicknames: Just the numerous ways in which people pronounce my name could take a hell lot of a space :D

36. Zodiac sign: Taurus

37. Male or female or transgender : Hmmm.. Now what would a guy say..

38. Elementary: Basil

39. Colleges: M.S.U. Baroda (I love that place :))

40. Hair color: Black (?)

41. Long or short: What is supposed to be long or short !! ;)

42. Height: Taller than Sachin but shorter than Amitabh :P

43. Do you have a crush on someone? Sonam is the latest *Long pause. The author is into a romantic dream*

44. Ever been in love? Yes

45. Piercings? Heart :P

46. Tattoos? I grew up watching WWF superstars having all sorts of dirty tattoos. So have not been too inclined on getting one.

47. Righty or lefty: Righty

48. First surgery: None

49. First piercing: NA

50. First best friend: Akash

51. First sport you loved: C-R-I-C-K-E-T. Still madly in love with it.

52. First pet: Already mentioned above

53. First vacation: Trip across Tamil Nadu. This one was taken after I started understanding the meaning of the word 'vacation'

54. First concert: None :(

55. First crush: Ssshhh.. Happened when I was in the 1st standard. Well, I started early :P

RIGHT NOW:
56. Eating: Nothing

57. Drinking: Nothing

58. I'm about to: Prepare the release notes and upload the build on the ftp server

59. Listening to: Nothing (seems I am not doing a lot of things!)

60. Waiting for: a very important thing..

YOUR FUTURE
61. Want kids? Hmmm.. Lets see.. I want to have 4 kids (No. 24) but I am not sure if I want to have kids!!

62. Want to get married? Tum bhi na.. Kaise kaise sawaal puchhte ho.. jao.. mujhe sharam aati hai :P

63. Careers in mind? Food critic/connoisseur :D Well, I'm Joey :D

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
64. Lips or eyes: Eyes

65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs.. errr Kisses.. no.. Hugs.. wait.. Kisses.. Hu.. Kis.. Hugs with Kisses.. Phew! :D Well, I'm Joey :D

66. Shorter or taller: Doesn't matter

67. Older or Younger: Mature enough to take care of me and childish enough to let me to take care of her :)

68. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantically spontaneous

69. Nice stomach or nice arms: There are only a few more beautiful sights than a woman carrying a child :)

70. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

71. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship. Anytime.

72. Trouble maker or hesitant: Both

HAVE YOU EVER :
73. Kissed a stranger: Well, I'm Joey :D

74. Lost glasses/contacts: Ya! Once my beloved 6600 had to be formatted. I lost all contacts that were there in the phone memory :P

76. Broken some one's heart: I hope not

77. Had your own heart broken: Jab dil hi toot gaya, hum jee ke kya kare :P

78. Been arrested: If I make my track record public, I might be able to contest for elections ;)

79. Turned someone down: Sort of

80. Cried when someone died: Yes

81. Liked a friend that is a girl? I like all my friends..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
81. Yourself: Yes. I keep forgetting that sometimes though :(

82. Miracles: Yes. Eden Gardens. 2000-2001. 2nd test, day 4, India vs Australia.

83. God: I am not an atheist but not a total believer as well..

84. Love at first sight: Naah

85. Heaven: A walk in the rain feels heavenly :)

86. Santa Claus: What? Or did u mean clause?

87. Kiss on the first date? Well, I'm Joey :D

88. Angels: Yes. Have crossed paths with quite a few :)

89. Devils: Like the Delhi DareDevils? :P

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes

91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? Yes, I was dating Priyanka and Katrina at the same time. But don't go and tell the two of them. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze.

92. Wanted to kill someone ever? Never ever *insert halo here*

93. Among your blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? Angelina Jolie does not blog :P

94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? Sometimes

95. Wanted to steal you friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yeah right! Thats my prime motive in life

ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR :

96. White: Shirts

97. Black: Blazer

98. Red: Nothing

99. Pink: Cargos (Sssshh. Now don't go and tell this to anyone)

100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Main Chetan Bhagat ki future mein publish honewaali har ek novel ki kasam kha ke kehta hun ki maine jo bhi kaha hai sach kaha hai aur sach ke alawa kuch nahi kaha hai :P

WOKAY PPL! Quieten your turbulent minds. No I haven't had a sex change. This is URV'S tag..I've just posted mine on his n vice-versa. Why? Because a. its my blog n I can do whatever i want n b.I just luuuuuuuuuuurve bugging all you wonderful souls. :D

Him N Her

2009-03-22T06:38:00.000-07:00

"If I make the stars shine just for you tonight
Would you hitch a ride on their back to meet me?"

She rolled the pen over and over in her hands. She was stuck. Coffee, tea, fresh air.. nothing helped. Anger pricked her. What was wrong? She had been writing since she was six. Had her creativity run out?

Had her... memories run out?

The last thought brought tears into her eyes. NO! her mind screamed. He may have left her but his memories were never going to fade. They would live with her as long as she was alive. As long as... and after that. His memories were ingrained in her soul and it is said that souls never die right?

But even as she tried to convince herself she realized that she couldn’t see his image as clearly as before. Couldn’t hear his voice in her ears... the drunken singing... the whispered goodnights... the sweet nothings. All gone!

"So everybody was right and I was wrong...

EGAAAADS!

2009-03-15T19:42:00.000-07:00

The year before last a frog family graced us with their presence. Now a frog is considered auspicious, especially before diwali (why? I don’t know). Since my family has known me for a long time, they very wisely kept their mouths shut about the whole guests-in-the-house thing. So there was me roaming around acting like my usual untamed self when I saw something zooming around in the balcony.

Me: oh my gaaaaaawd! Mum..we have something flying around in the house!
Mum: *very innocently* Ufff now you’re scared of birds too?
Me: it’s not a bird!! Its kinda pink in colour..and is zooming around very fast.
Mum: *ignoring* ye diya bahar rakh ke aao.
Me: aren’t you listening?? There is something in the balcony!!! *this in a tone bordering on hysteria*
Mum: diya rakh ke aao.
Me: *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

I took the diya and was walking towards the front door when I saw him! Pink-(eeeeeeeks)-shelled, round eyed and looooooooooong legs.

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!

Mum came running into the drawing room, realized what was wrong and went... *in a tone generally used to soothe scared kids* “darne wala kya baat hai? Bahut shubh hota hai frog. Dekho..kahan kuch kar raha hai. Ek kone mein chup chap baitha hai.”

Me: :-o

As if taking offense at her tone too ‘pinky’ jumped a few paces.

Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Mum: TINNI!! A frog in the house, that too before diwali is very auspicious. Pranam karo.
Me: *eyes round, jaws on the floor*
Mum: karo!
Me: *pulling my jaws back up after a lot of effort* KYA???
Mum: pranam karo frog ko.

The frog, bored of our conversation decided to stretch his legs at this point.

Me: *crying by now* all of you are mad! I’m going into my room. And I’m going to stay there till this thing goes away.

Brother: *finally breaking his maun vrat* ‘this’ thing?? Oh..you mean ‘these’ things don’t you? There are 5 members in this lil guy’s family... and all of them are travelling with him. *insert evil grin*
Me: *soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob*

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I think it’s in fashion to torture me. Everybody seems to be doing it. The goddamn frog family stayed with us for a long time. In fact they still come visiting every now and then. Jokes about ‘pinky’ being my prince charming have become old and everybody has become well acquainted with ‘the pinkies’ but my deep rooted, heart-felt abhorrence towards frogs continues. Sigh! It’s a frogs life people... it's a frogs life. :(

LOVE IS IT?

2009-03-10T18:36:00.000-07:00

B:"I love you"

G:"Why?"

B:"Huunnnh?"

G:"I asked why?"

B:"Well, because you are sweet, caring and beautiful and when I'm with you I feel as if the rest of the world doesn't matter."

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Brilliant answer.

But my silly mind needs to ask a question. So what happens when she becomes old, cranky and wrinkled?

Do you love someone because of their looks? Their skin is superficial..it isn't the real them..what lies underneath is! If i were to peel that gorgeous skin off your beloved would you still love him/her??
Or do you love them because they make you feel 'special' and cared for? So if he/she were to get Alzheimers and refuse to recognize you would you still love them as before or think of another 'option'?

I think when you love someone the last thing you'll be able to do, is explain why or give reasons for it. What do you think???

PS: I'm allergic to stereotyped, hypocritical answers. So kindly stick to what you REALLY think.

I think those novels and fairy tales i read while growing up gave me a wrong notion of love. In fact real world has no place for people like me.

NARCISSISM!!

2009-03-05T03:33:00.000-08:00

1.My name is T-R-I-N-A-A. Get the spelling right. Learn it up if you have to. If that’s too difficult then try TINNI. Don’t mix and match from elsewhere.

2.I’m a grown up adult of 21. It’s just that my body is in denial.

3.My family and friends are my lifelines. Can’t live without either.

4.I sing 24*7. Sometimes aloud but mostly in my mind.

5.Ignoring me or leaving me stranded without reasons and explanations is not a good idea. I don’t ask for second chances and neither do I give them.

6.I make faces at strangers when I’m bored.

7.Laughter is the best medicine. But not when your professor is teaching Freudian theories. This is experience talking.

8.Unlike what some people think, I’m not heartless. It’s just that I refuse to go on with something that I know will bring pain to everyone in the long run.

9.Dancing is in my veins. It’s not something I have control over. Oh and to hell with who’s watching. :D

10.I refuse to cry noiselessly at nights again. In other words I refuse to fall for anyone again.

11.I love dedicating posts. Simple Life still exists because it has so many dedications :)

12.Two of my friends got married last year. I envy their wardrobe.

13.The ‘superego’ is the most predominant psychic zone in me. ‘Id’ surfaces at times but ‘ego’ comes calling sooner or later.

14.I’m known as ‘proxy-Tinni’ in college. I have averaged 2-3 proxies per class per day for the past 3 years. My highest is 7 proxies in a class. Yes. That particular prof is DUMB beyond belief.

15.I love reading novels. I want to write a book someday.

16.I come from a HUGE Bihari kayastha family filled with Punjabis, Bengalis, Brahmins and Gujaratis. Love is always in the air here! :P

17.I’m scared shit of escalators. They make me feel nauseated.

18.I love hugging people. I also love getting hugged. :)

19.I always pretend to listen during lectures. The professors rightly doubt my sincerity.

20.The only thing I learnt in kindergarten and still remember to do is holding hands while walking.

21.I love Ranbir Kapoor. And I don’t care if you people are tired of hearing about it!

22.Nobody can take my smile away from me. And I won’t let anybody do that to my friends either.

23.I have often been accused of writing superficial posts. Well! Newsflash: all my posts are intelligent. You just failed to see beyond the humour zombie!

24.Anger lasts for 10 minutes. Seriousness for 5. (I’m talking about my own unique mental abilities here :P )

25.I’m mad…I’m impulsive…I’m rude…I’m illogical. I’m thoughtful…I’m caring…I’m endearing…I’m positive. I’m considerate and kind. I’m untamed and spontaneous.
Kindly deal with it!

NeNe tagged me with this one and since it had so much scope for talking I took it up. :P
I tag all those whose blogs are lying vella.

VEGETABLE LOVE!!

2009-02-28T06:56:00.000-08:00

Wisps of love escape my heart
bits and pieces of warmth profound
execution; intention all clear in mind
but the highway; direction
check posted with doubts

I'm a cauldron of emotions; a
laboratory of confusion
home, to abstractions; to reasons in rhymes
a lady, a woman, a child, an infant
the visage of simpleness in sophisticated times

In this greenhouse of sensations
my vegetable love has grown
unconditional, colourful, passionate; yet postponed
simmering, watching, waiting to be poured

MY VALENTINES....

2009-02-13T02:22:00.001-08:00

I am the child of immortality
The clear, hazy image of folklore

I am the wind through God’s flute
The bottomless symphony of your soul

I am a poet’s paradise
And a fool’s entire world

I am love o mortals...the elixir of life!

I am not up to writing poems right now but I hope you get the general idea of what I am trying to say. There are many people I want to thank this Valentines Day and this short piece is a dedication to all of them.

I’ll start with my ‘Lovely’ sister…she is my confidant; my advisor and the ‘awesomest’ companion one can have…love you loads and ADVANCE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTI! :D

Song for you: Desi Girl.

Next are my best friends HP, Kopal, Somi, Ili, Ayushi, Shilpi, Farah, Mayuri, Disha. I’ve talked too much about you guys so I’m just going to say…I LOVE YOU ALL! :)
Song for my angels: I’ll be there for you (F.R.I.E.N.D.S.)

Now comes a VERY special lady...whom I’ve never met but hope to soon.. I love you loaaaads Jayu di...your poems inspire me every single day :’)
Song for you: Taarif karu kya uski jisne tumhe banaya

Hmmmmmm...now for those special people I’ve found through blogger.

U-R-V..hehehhe...dont kill me for this! :P you were the first ever outside my friends circle to read, comment and blogroll me and so you are single handedly responsible for making my simple life more beautiful..thank you everything jumbo!
Song for you: Masakalli ;)

Nehya...my gtok buddy!! The most adorable thing since the cherub was first seen! I used to wonder what the term ‘child-woman’ means...now I KNOW! Stay the way you are Ne Ne.. love you truckloads! (n don’t you dare cry after reading this ;) )
Song for you: I say a little prayer for you (My Best Friends Wedding)

How can my X choromosomians be far behind now??? Shatabdi, Aayu baby and Anindita! The super sexy, super talented trio! Together they are too hot to handle…ummm…well actually they are too hot to handle separately too! While Shatab’s the love of my life *wink wink*.. Aayu is that brilliant child prodigy I am proud to know..and Anindita is a temptress in ever which way!
Song for them: Sexy, naughty, bitchy (Tata Young)

Sid, Vinay, Arv, Lala, Abhinav, Peter, Anurag, Sarath, Alok belong to that near extinct species of… gentlemen! Thank you all for being…YOU! Be it spreading smiles or ‘gyaan’ you guys are truly the jack of all trades!
Song for them: Aint no mountain high enough (Sister’s Act 2)

Mads..my saut!! I just have one thing to say to you my gorgeous rival…RANBIR IS MINE! ;D
Song for you: Bachna ae haseeno

Swati, nidhi and divya..the ‘on-off bloggers’…all of you are brilliant nonetheless! I miss you guys when you do your disappearing acts...
Song for them: Addicted (Enrique Iglesias)

Keshi...my new blogger friend! If you want to know how to live life fully…read her! Rock on lady…
Song for you: Doncha (pussycat dolls)

Ummmm I seem to have missed somebody!

Chriz!!!!!!!! Heyy how did I miss you?? :P
Need I say anything about my funny, crazy ‘valentine’??? Blogger wouldn’t be blogger without your nutty posts buddy...
Song for you: Hero

Pheeeeeeeewww..that was one long list..if I missed anyone it wasn’t intentional..you’ll come up in my posts sooner or later anyway! Have a very happy Valentines day everybody..hope you have many such days to celebrate with your loved ones this year! :)

Well Heylo There!

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I'm back. Don't have time for a proper post..so entertain yourself by praising my template for now. :P