Sunday, 23 August 2009

My Immortal Soulmate!

Saturday, 22 August 2009

Chennai Times

So i changed my blog template out of sheer boredom in the Quark Express class and my previous post disappeared. :(

Technology still eludes me. And so does the will to learn it. :P

Ps: will be back to blogging with a vengeance from monday. Keep your blogs updated. Adios. :D

Friday, 24 July 2009

SENSELESS POSTS AND ME..

Yes. I know. I'm the worst kind of absentee blogger possible. I come, crib, cry and then disappear. I've said nothing substantial since my brain cells died this summer and even this post is not going to give you much. Except for those who live in Chennai. For them I have a question : HOW DO YOU LIVE IN THIS HEAT??


As if the new city, the new language and the godforsaken food wasn't enough. :(

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

A Lil Bit Of This..And That

No pee-palings. I'm still not back to blogging. I just can't seem to translate my thoughts into words. :(

By the way, my exams got over. I shall be a graduate by next month. Hopefully.
As of now I'm superbly jobless. *dammit*

Jobless and bored. And also a little dyslexic. Hence the absolute paucity of my comments on your blogs. Do forgive and forget. Will come back with a bang soon. I hope. Bbye for now.. Tc :)



Ps: Check out my nephew sleeping.. :P



Sunday, 26 April 2009

HMMMMM....

I'm back. But I'm still not blogging. Try not to cry about it.

Saturday, 4 April 2009

Heylo..it's Urv Again!!

This post is in reference to the previous post on this blog.

A research states that people are attentive during a speech/lecture/presentation only 1/3rd of the time. I guess the same applies to blog posts. Well, almost.

First things first. The last post on this blog was not written by Trinaa. Tinni and I had both done the tag posts and swapped them while publishing. So tinni's post was on my blog and my post was on her blog. This clarification was mentioned at the bottom of the post (Well, I actually wanted to mention this in the Comments section but thank heavens we didn't do that :P)

Of course, this created a lot of confusion for the readers. Some were amused as to why tinni had changed her name to a 3 letter word with some random letters. It left some wondering as to why our tinni who is madly in love with pretty boy Ranbir and expressionless John was suddenly after the gorgeous Katrina and super talented Priyanka :P

Some devoted readers who went through the pain of reading the post that spanned across 1200 words were fortunate to leave the blog in a state of enlightenment. Others who ran out of patience or were scared by the length of the post were not so lucky. And this was by no means a shortcoming on the part of the reader. Its a realllly long post people! To be honest, I myself did not read tinni's entire post on my blog * sssshhh. This secret is just between us ;) *

So basically, those who did not realise that the previous post was not by tinni did not read her post on my blog here. Well, tinni has not taken this in the best of spirits. And I have been at the receiving end of it :( Abuses, swear words, rotten tomatoes, stinking eggs, chappals and what not has been hurled at me! I will be really obliged if you can take out some time and comment on her post on my blog. If you don't have enough time to read the entire post and comment, I have a solution for that too. Here are some sample comment options:

Ha ha ha

He he he

:) :) :)

:D :D :D

You can also throw in a few adjectives here and there.. Please feel free to mail me for other such ideas ;)

Please do something about my situation before its too late. coz I have come to know that she has been coercing our common friends to go ahead and poison me!!

HELP. Bachao ae haseeno ;)

Monday, 30 March 2009

WHAT'S WITH THE AT-TAGS??

LAST TIMES..
1. Last beverage: Chai

2. Last phone call: I cannot reveal the name of my client :P

3. Last text message: Pagli :)

4. Last song you listened to: Aashaayen. From Iqbal

5. Last time you cried: yesterday..

HAVE YOU EVER...
6. Dated someone twice: Well, I'm Joey :D

7. Been cheated on?: Not sure..

8. Kissed someone & regretted it? YES! Salman has a pretty good build (Hey! What are u thinking? I was with Katrina dude!)

9. Lost someone special? No

10. Been depressed? Yahaa. I generally indulge in shopping to get out of it. Or a F.R.I.E.N.D.S dvd :)

11. Been drunk and threw up? Nope

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
12. I like almost all colors..

13. I really don't know why the heck have 4 points been given to just list down colors!

14. Does it make sense to you?

15. Lemme know if it does!

FIRSTS :
16. Made new friends: Yupzaa

17. Fallen out of love: Yes

18. Laughed until you cried: Nai.. I wanna do that but..

19. Met someone who changed you: Hum to bhai jaise hai waise rahenge

20. Found out who your true friends were: I did not have to find out. I always knew :)

21. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes

HAVE YOU:
22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Each and everyone. Go figure. Muahahahah :P

23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Quite a lot

24. How many kids do you want to have: Four. One boy, one girl, two twins :)

25. Do you have any pets: Not right now but we had 2 Pomeranians. They were so adorable :)

26. Do you want to change your name: NO (Although I might want my company to change my email address. urvb@myCompanyStrongest.com seems like a randomly generated mail id to strangers)

27. What did you do for your last birthday: I would rather want to forget the last one..

28. What time did you wake up today: 6:30 am. I thought the Test match was starting today :(

29. What were you doing at midnight last night: Writing down Obama's latest speech :P

30. Name something you CANNOT wait for : Food :D

31. Last time you saw your father: About a month ago

32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: This could take some time :P

33. Most visited web page: http://localhost:8080/

WHAT'S YOUR :
34. Name: Urv

35. Nicknames: Just the numerous ways in which people pronounce my name could take a hell lot of a space :D

36. Zodiac sign: Taurus

37. Male or female or transgender : Hmmm.. Now what would a guy say..

38. Elementary: Basil

39. Colleges: M.S.U. Baroda (I love that place :))

40. Hair color: Black (?)

41. Long or short: What is supposed to be long or short !! ;)

42. Height: Taller than Sachin but shorter than Amitabh :P

43. Do you have a crush on someone? Sonam is the latest *Long pause. The author is into a romantic dream*

44. Ever been in love? Yes

45. Piercings? Heart :P

46. Tattoos? I grew up watching WWF superstars having all sorts of dirty tattoos. So have not been too inclined on getting one.

47. Righty or lefty: Righty

48. First surgery: None

49. First piercing: NA

50. First best friend: Akash

51. First sport you loved: C-R-I-C-K-E-T. Still madly in love with it.

52. First pet: Already mentioned above

53. First vacation: Trip across Tamil Nadu. This one was taken after I started understanding the meaning of the word 'vacation'

54. First concert: None :(

55. First crush: Ssshhh.. Happened when I was in the 1st standard. Well, I started early :P

RIGHT NOW:
56. Eating: Nothing

57. Drinking: Nothing

58. I'm about to: Prepare the release notes and upload the build on the ftp server

59. Listening to: Nothing (seems I am not doing a lot of things!)

60. Waiting for: a very important thing..

YOUR FUTURE
61. Want kids? Hmmm.. Lets see.. I want to have 4 kids (No. 24) but I am not sure if I want to have kids!!

62. Want to get married? Tum bhi na.. Kaise kaise sawaal puchhte ho.. jao.. mujhe sharam aati hai :P

63. Careers in mind? Food critic/connoisseur :D Well, I'm Joey :D

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
64. Lips or eyes: Eyes

65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs.. errr Kisses.. no.. Hugs.. wait.. Kisses.. Hu.. Kis.. Hugs with Kisses.. Phew! :D Well, I'm Joey :D

66. Shorter or taller: Doesn't matter

67. Older or Younger: Mature enough to take care of me and childish enough to let me to take care of her :)

68. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantically spontaneous

69. Nice stomach or nice arms: There are only a few more beautiful sights than a woman carrying a child :)

70. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

71. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship. Anytime.

72. Trouble maker or hesitant: Both

HAVE YOU EVER :
73. Kissed a stranger: Well, I'm Joey :D

74. Lost glasses/contacts: Ya! Once my beloved 6600 had to be formatted. I lost all contacts that were there in the phone memory :P

76. Broken some one's heart: I hope not

77. Had your own heart broken: Jab dil hi toot gaya, hum jee ke kya kare :P

78. Been arrested: If I make my track record public, I might be able to contest for elections ;)

79. Turned someone down: Sort of

80. Cried when someone died: Yes

81. Liked a friend that is a girl? I like all my friends..


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

81. Yourself: Yes. I keep forgetting that sometimes though :(

82. Miracles: Yes. Eden Gardens. 2000-2001. 2nd test, day 4, India vs Australia.

83. God: I am not an atheist but not a total believer as well..

84. Love at first sight: Naah

85. Heaven: A walk in the rain feels heavenly :)

86. Santa Claus: What? Or did u mean clause?

87. Kiss on the first date? Well, I'm Joey :D

88. Angels: Yes. Have crossed paths with quite a few :)

89. Devils: Like the Delhi DareDevils? :P

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes

91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? Yes, I was dating Priyanka and Katrina at the same time. But don't go and tell the two of them. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze.

92. Wanted to kill someone ever? Never ever *insert halo here*

93. Among your blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? Angelina Jolie does not blog :P

94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? Sometimes

95. Wanted to steal you friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yeah right! Thats my prime motive in life

ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR :

96. White: Shirts

97. Black: Blazer

98. Red: Nothing

99. Pink: Cargos (Sssshh. Now don't go and tell this to anyone)

100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Main Chetan Bhagat ki future mein publish honewaali har ek novel ki kasam kha ke kehta hun ki maine jo bhi kaha hai sach kaha hai aur sach ke alawa kuch nahi kaha hai :P


WOKAY PPL! Quieten your turbulent minds. No I haven't had a sex change. This is URV'S tag..I've just posted mine on his n vice-versa. Why? Because a. its my blog n I can do whatever i want n b.I just luuuuuuuuuuurve bugging all you wonderful souls. :D
 
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